Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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