All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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