quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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