when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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