It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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