I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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