Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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