The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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