sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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