Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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