Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
i need some magic done to my vagina
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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