If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
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I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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