I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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