Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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