areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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