toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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