There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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