She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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