I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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