I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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