69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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