I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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