Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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