apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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