It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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