But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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