You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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