I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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