Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
But break dance skills will only take you so far
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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