i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
i think im in europe. pls send help
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Randomize
