Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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