ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Girls should come with a carfax report
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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