turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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