i don't plan on having that self control this summer
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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