Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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