It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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