i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow