I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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