if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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