Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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