I wish I only lived at night.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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