Where is the hickey?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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