Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
She even gives head with a lisp.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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