he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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