i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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