Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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