Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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