i jhust puked up my retainher.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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