VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
