YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It's shark week go big or go home
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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