He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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