i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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