I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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