So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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