At least make sure they are 18
Why
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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