question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Operation Purity has been aborted
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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