I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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