why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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